Is three years after graduation too early for a
class reunion? Maybe, maybe not, but it certainly was enough for me to spend
roughly 12 hours drinking and speaking to my classmates. So, let’s go ahead and
try to recap what went into planning it and the night itself.
As former
class president, I was the lucky one to be in charge of setting a date for the
class reunion and planning everything. So why did I set the date so early? Well,
it really boils down to two major points. First of all, our regular yearly
meetup, the city festival, fell flat this year, because of renovations in the
city center. I got these news around Christmas, which definitely was a bummer,
but sparked the idea to move the reunion date up by a few years. After talking
to my vice president, we agreed that it makes sense, also because of the second
reason, which is that the money we had in our bank was a lot for a student
wallet, but not so much for someone with a stable job that worked for a few
months.
So now that
we had the date fixed, how much prep work did we put into it? Not a whole lot
to be perfectly honest. Now that was not just because we were a bit lazy –
which admittedly we were – but we also didn’t think that the 3-year celebration
really warranted anything special. So, what did we do then? We booked an
evening at our favorite bar. It was the one we pretty much spent all of our
weekends at during school (yeah, there’s not that many alternatives in rural
areas).
The evening itself, though, went amazingly. As class president I had to be the first one there, but I also had the honor of setting up the tap with 1500€. It didn’t take long for the first people to arrive as the allure of free beer is just too big. Most classmates arrived with their old friends, but they actually all dispersed quite quickly and everyone started talking to everyone, which was amazing to see. Admittedly, we’ve always been a tightly knit class, but some of the classmates I saw talking to each other had barely anything to do with each other during school times. For those of you wondering how long the tap lasted: It took our class of 80 people (20+ or so were designated drivers) 5 hours to kill the tap, which was longer than I expected. But the end of the tap also ushered in the end of the night. The majority of people left within the next hour, except for a small group of maybe 10 people, myself included, that stayed until the sun dawned, before we all trotted home just as we did all those years ago.
It took around two terms at Augsburg University until I realised that
there are elections – and four more to wake my interest. Credit to a coursemate
of mine, who ran as a candidate for the Young Socialists (Jusos). This term I wanted to
vote. This term I wanted to use the right we all have and barely ever think of.
And there’s more: I even planned to write an article about my experience and
the electoral system.
The Plan
The first thing I did was visit my coursemate. Solid as a rock he stood,
promoting the elections, waves of his fellow students passing him by with very
indifferent looks on their faces. Most of them didn’t even glance at the small
booth in front of Alte Cafete where info material and small giveaways
were neatly arranged on the table, waiting for interested people to come. I was
greeted with a smile as I advanced with determination. In a few moments, I
thought, I would finally understand the electoral system and the possibilities
of participation we all have. I thought of this to be the easiest research I’d
ever done.
How my plan failed
The guy standing in front of me answered my question on the electoral
system with a slightly uneasy smile and led me to an enormous chart. Really, it
was huge. After two minutes I lost my confidence and after five my focus. Most
countries have easier electoral systems. Even the American system is easier to
understand. How should I ever write an article about that? I had to change my
plans, so I decided to write about how I experienced voting in general. Polling
day advanced.
How my second plan failed
As always, I waited until the very last moment. Only 15 minutes were
left before the polling stations would close. Stressed out I was looking for
the small slip of paper with the room number given to me by my coursemate. I
couldn’t find it. Running around I asked people where the polling station was.
Nobody knew! I couldn’t see a damn sign anywhere. Not even an arrow! How was I
supposed to write an article about an election I never took part in? I could’ve
written about how the university should inform the students about the elections
from their first day on. Or how they could put up a big banner with information
as they do for the exam enrolment. Finally, it came to my mind that there is
something more important to say.
The last straw
I decided to say thank you. Thanks to all fellow students who ran as candidates in these elections. Thanks to everybody who voted in the election or took part in its organisation. And finally, thanks to my coursemate and all the other students who make an effort to represent us, even if we don’t know. Without them, we would hardly be represented at all. If we don’t take part in the elections for ourselves, we should take part as a small gesture of respect and appreciation towards our representatives. It would have the positive side-effect of shaping the university’s politics as we want them to be. How is there supposed to be any change, if we don’t vote on it? Next time I will vote. We should all vote. It just takes a few minutes and doesn’t hurt. Or so I’ve been told.
Seeing how our issue this term is nearing its final production steps, there has been a lot of discussion on stereotypes within our team. And what better stereotypes are there than the ones revolving around gaming and gamers? Well, let me destroy the misconception of sweaty and unsocial gamers in the next few minutes as they destroy your favourite games in the meantime!
Gotta go fast!
First
of all, you might ask what I’m talking about. The “Games Done
Quick“ event takes place twice a year in America and is
livestreamed for free on a platform called „twitch.tv“. Gamers
from around the world met up this past week in Bloomington,
Minnesota, to showcase their skills in some of the most classic video
games out there but also a bunch of new releases. I already hear you
say “Pff, video games don’t take any skill. It’s just pressing a
bunch of buttons.“. I’ll have to pull a Trump on this one and tell
you you’re wrong.
Remember that time you got stuck on that one dungeon in “The Legend
of Zelda“ as a child and you just couldn’t figure out the solution?
How about just entering a series of button presses in the exact right
amount of time to launch yourself over the entire thing, maneuver
skilfully to the desired spot on the map in the dark – because
obviously the developers had not intended for you to take that route
– and just slay the boss of the level without having any of the
tools available you’d have access to if you took the normal way
around. This is what’s called a “speedrun“ in the community: the
abuse of ingame mechanics to beat a game within a fraction of the
time needed, compared to playing normally. Months of preparation go
into every single one of these runs that have been featured during
this past week. Even more impressing that the players don’t only show
off incredible tricks but also entertain the audience at the same
time and try to explain what they’re doing. So if you were worried
you wouldn’t understand what’s even happening on your screen, fear
not!
The good cause: Médecins Sans Frontières
There’s
a massive production team behind these events every year. Most of
them coming straight from the community themselves. And – to my
knowledge – all of them organising this on a voluntary basis,
though there are known sponsors and brands to help out. During the
stream, the audience can donate money which entirely goes to a good
cause. The winter production forwards it to cancer research and the
summer production to “Doctors Without Borders/Médecins
Sans Frontières (MSF)“; a
non- profitable international medical
humanitarian organization
created by doctors
and
journalists
in
France
in
1971. MSF gives emergency
aid
to people affected by wars,
epidemics,
famine,
natural
disasters and
man-made
disasters,
or areas where there is no health care available. It provides this
help to all people, regardless of their race, religion
or
political
beliefs.
(definition
taken from wikipedia.org). Noteworthy
as well that MSF have won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1999. They act on
a set of 5 fundamental medical rules: Impartiality, Independence,
Neutrality, Bearing witness, as well as being transparent and
accountable. An overall great cause to donate money for, right?
Something a few hundred thousand other people have thought, too, and
they’ve raised a whooping
$3,003,839.
So
not only have there been new time records set for some of these
memorable games, but also a new record in the charity’s history that
started in 2011.
With all that being said, I can only implore you to go check out this great exhibition if you’re interested in video games. There’s over 100 games being showcased so there should be something available for all tastes and ages. The livestream itself has ended yesterday, but all the runs have been recorded and uploaded to the „Awesome Games Done Quick“ YouTube channel. For legal reasons, I can’t link you directly. Go check it out and enjoy! Same goes for Doctors without Borders. Their homepage is incredibly informative. Go check that out, too!
Author: Tobias Lorenz
Disclaimer:
Neither the author nor anyone on the eMAG team is involved in
“Awesome Games Done Quick“. This is the author’s own opinion and
he has not been paid to promote the event.
“We’re on a planet. That has a problem. We’ve got to solve it, get
involved. And do it now, now, now. We need to build a better future. And we
need to start right now.” – Read that part again, with the melody of “Bella Ciao” in mind and imagine being surrounded by hundreds:
then you’ll catch a glimpse of how a Fridays for Future protest looks and
feels.
May 24: In more than 2000 cities (about 200 of them in Germany), young people
once more took to the streets, to fight for climate justice. But I’m not
writing this article to tell you to stop wasting food, go vegan, quit flying or
whatsoever – not again! You’re old enough to know that you should change your
lifestyle to help our environment. Instead, I’ll try to share the feeling of
being surrounded by hundreds of people that fight for the same goal.
The demonstration
One of the demonstrations started on Friday at 11:30 in Kempten.
Pupils from a range of about 50 km had come to protest. First, everything was
quiet as we gathered. As you looked around, you tried to read the other signs.
Those beautiful, sarcastic but also terrifying signs: One said: “This planet is
getting hotter than young Leonardo DiCaprio!”, another one read: “Wake up
Humans! You’re endangered, too!“. They’d have been funny, but as the topic is
so relevant, they were simply sad and scary. You could already hear strident
whistling everywhere. A lot of pupils had brought whistles and started to sing:
“Wir sind hier! Wir sind laut, weil ihr uns die Zukunft klaut!” (We are here!
We are loud! Because you’re stealing our future!) Everyone else joined. And it
was getting louder. We wanted to make (fucking) noise. We wanted to be
(fucking) heard. So we screamed our heads off.
As we started to walk, the one big chant developed into more smaller
chants in smaller groups. We were followed by disapproving glances of people.
But we didn’t care. I mean, why should we? They apparently don’t care about our
future, so I don’t give a fuck if I jar on their nerves. After an hour of
walking, we topped at a little square. And the speaker started to sing the
recasted “Bella Ciao” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zemK3S79tpU). Then, he talked about the European Elections. And I would like to
do the same thing now.
There’s no excuse for today!
I know as a student it might be hard to participate in those projects because of work or other obligations. But there is no possibly accepted excuse for not voting today. You can change the world. You can make a difference. You can make the difference this world needs so desperately. I plead you: Don’t let your vote be wasted because you are too lazy after a boozy night.
Welcome
back. We know you’ve swallowed the entire first part of this interview within a
few minutes. Go get a drink and do some intellectual push-ups for warming up.
There’s more to come.
Katharina:
“You are not only a famous philosopher, but also a famous author. How do you connect
philosophy and business?”
Achille:
“You see, I wish the business part was mine, but unfortunately it’s not. The
business part is for the publishing companies. No, I’m joking. Frankly, I don’t
know how a book comes to be read by many people. What matters, as far as I am concerned,
is that you choose to do something and you do it the best you can. You find joy
in doing it. You don’t regret, once it’s done, that you could have done it this
way or another. And when you reach that state with work, with a book, with
writing, you let it go.”
“You let it
go because you have equipped it with the resources for it to travel by itself.
The moment you release it, there’s nothing you can do. It travels its own way,
it speaks to people or not, it will sell or not. These are decisions that are
beyond your control. What I am interested in, the moment I release my work, I
‘set it free’, is knowing full well I have done the best I could. And your
satisfaction comes from the knowledge and the conviction that you have done the
best. That is what matters to me. Questions of reputation or money are not really
the way I conceive of all of this.”
Niklas:
“You get paid in self-respect?”
Achille:
“Exactly. Your payment is the level of self-respect you think you have gathered
through your work, your dedication and the joy produced in the act of writing.
I think, if you do not find joy in what you’re doing, you shouldn’t do it, you
should abandon it. So in that sense, I think you have to find joy in what you
do, not caring about others. And you have to allow people to take your work in
directions you didn’t expect. That’s how it speaks to them. If it doesn’t speak
to them, it just means it’s not a successful piece of work. The process, on the
other hand, is about joy and freedom, if you ask me. In whatever one does, how
does one achieve or experience these two affects?”
Katharina:
“Do you think your books are received differently in the West than in Africa?”
Achille:
“Yes. And in fact, they are received differently in different places within the
West. For instance, the book called Critique of Black Reason was received very
positively in Germany and in a lukewarm manner in the Netherlands. They didn’t
like it. There are always different reactions. For example, On the Postcolony,
a book I published in 2010, was basically ignored in France, even though I
wrote in French. And then it had a magnificent reception in the US. And only
after that, the French public began to care. But the book has never really made
the kind of impact it had in the Anglophone in France or the francophone world.
I think, in the case of France and On the Postcolony, people in France didn’t
know what to do with it.”
“This was
partly because, in the academic world in France, people are still extremely
stuck within specific disciplines. If you are a historian, you act and write
like a historian. If you are a sociologist, you are only that. There is not
much interest in interdisciplinary research. And the book was very
interdisciplinary. So they did not know how to classify it. And I also think the
style of writing was not academic enough in their opinion, nor was it
considered to be just public writing. It was a hybrid form and the French did
not know what to make of it. But in America, then, it received respect from many
different directions.”
Niklas:
“What authors do you read? And I am not talking about research papers, but
books you read for entertainment.”
Achille: “I
read novels, mainly. Lots of novels. French contemporary novels, African
novels, Chinese and Japanese novels. A lot from Latin America, but not that
much from the US or England. The choice is huge already, but I think I should
probably still expand it…”
“I also
listen to lots of music, all kind of musical forms. I watch too much soccer,
I’m almost an addict. I also cook, which is very good for meditation. Cooking
is a fantastic exercise. Or running on the grass. I don’t go to the gym, I go
running and playing soccer, on the open air.”
Katharina:
“I’m sure you know Chimamanda Adichie. She talks about the concept of the single
story, and how, growing up in Africa, she used to read Western literature and
how it influenced people in negative ways, how it made people write novels that
were Westernized, rather than Africanized.”
Achille: “I
have a feeling that this might not be entirely true for all of us – an African
writer writing in French would not say it. This might be a very anglophone
problem. Writers such as Alain Mabanckou or Kossi Efoui wouldn’t say it,
because they would not have the same idea on what being ‘African’ is all about.
They would not see a clear-cut opposition between African things and Western
things, not in the same way as Chimamanda does.”
“In their
writing, there is much more fluidity between different spaces, much more playfulness
with, for instance, the French language, much more mixing of forms, much more –
to use the title of your magazine – respect for ‘misfits’. And this is what
makes their styles extremely fluorescent, extremely luxurious, extremely
playful, too. What is really interesting in this kind of work is the degree to
which they are willing to combine things we do not usually combine.”
Niklas:
“Talking about things that aren’t usually combined, you come from a country
that people like to refer to as a ‘third-world’ or ‘developing’ country. We are
from Germany. Few people would name our countries in the same sentence, one
directly after the other. So how do you think, generally speaking, cooperation
of richer and poorer countries could be improved, for mutual benefit?”
Achille: “I
think there is a difference between a ‘cooperation’, that is based on ignorance
and real cooperation that is based on the knowledge of each other. People who
do not know each other can hardly cooperate creatively or fruitfully. And it
seems to me that the big obstacle to cooperation between developed and
so-called undeveloped countries is wilful ignorance. So in order to improve
cooperation between these two entities, there is an absolute necessity to get
to know each other better.”
“Nowadays,
we have the means to know each other, to know Africa, its diverse and complex history;
we do have the means to know. The question is, why do we still need to invest
in prejudice, why this infatuation with ignorance and prejudice, when we do
have the means to know. I think that is the question we have to ask.”
“I think,
this investment in ignorance is so big because ignorance allows you to be irresponsible
and still act in good conscience, even if the results are catastrophic. It
seems to me that the West is invested wilfully in massive ignorance in regards
to the rest of the world. Because only wilful ignorance allows the West to act
irresponsibly. So if we want to change the system, we have to know a bit more.
And that is possible – the knowledge is there and it is accessible. There is no
reason why anyone, anywhere in the world, should be ignorant about others. Just
do the work.”
Katharina:
“When we talk about postcolonialism, we often mention how language divides people,
how the way we speak about Africa, for instance, is completely different from
the way we speak about Western countries. I’m going to be a teacher – how will
I teach my students not to be ignorant, not to divide the world through
language?”
Achille:
“You see the material is there. One of the beauties of the new technologies is
that they have helped the world to build new libraries, metaphorically
speaking. And these libraries are mobile, they are portable, they are
accessible. The Internet allows us access to a multiplicity of documents, of
data, of facts, that, if used, would probably unleash the making of entirely
new forms of knowledge – images, videos, sounds, documentaries, photographs…”
“So the
material is there. The key is to organize it and use it in a pedagogical
manner, so that it responds better to the expectations of our times. The
material exists, but our thresholds have increased because of the high exposure
to technology. So we need to pull people out of their own ignorance and unlock
their sense of critical reading of these materials.”
Niklas: “We
would like to thank you for the interview.”
Achille: “It
was my pleasure.”
(This text has been edited for clarity and length)
Have you heard of Achille Mbembe, the famous
Johannesburg-based philosopher from Cameroon, who graced our university with
his visit in summer 2018? If you haven’t, read on to find out what makes him
just the kind of person you want to quote at all the fancy cocktail parties we
know you’re attending on a weekly basis. And if you have, you already know what
you have to do: stay where you are to get the intellectual boost you so
desperately need during exam season.
Katharina and Niklas from eMAG got a chance to
interview Achille Mbembe in one of his few free hours. If you like the
interview, don’t forget to read the second part, which will be published
tomorrow.
Niklas:
“What role can philosophy play in times of populism, as well as political and
religious extremism?”
Achille: “I
think that we live in a time when the need for a critical understanding of
where our world is going is more urgent than ever before. And philosophy as the
key discipline that teaches us how to exercise our reason is absolutely
central, not only for training and education of students today, but also in
helping to sustain a democratic public sphere – one in which rational deliberation
is at the centre of exchange and communication among citizens. I believe that
we need to put philosophy as the critical exercise of reason at the heart of
what living together is all about, both nationally and globally.”
Niklas:
“When you write and publish your books, what sort of audience do you usually
have in mind? Whom do you expect to read your books?”
Achille:
“The audience is composed of people of good will, who are interested in the
types of questions the books address; people, who are interested in making our
world habitable and hospitable. I believe that the current moment, we are in,
is full of risks and dangers, and that the need to repair our planet is probably
the most urgent task humanity is facing. And I take writing as part of the
tools we use as we undertake the task of repair. And therefore, those I have in
mind when I write are those who would like to take part in that planetary
endeavour of repairing.”
Niklas:
“When you were still a student in Cameroon, you used to work for a Christian
student group. Would you say that your religious beliefs influence your work as
a philosopher?”
Achille:
“It is true that I grew up in a Catholic family, and I went through Catholic
educational institutions, secondary school in particular. I also was involved
with an organisation called the Young Catholic Students, which is an
international organisation and a huge part of my world view was shaped by
traditions of Christianity that had to do in particular with liberation
theology.”
“But I am
not a practitioner. I’m interested in Christianity as a set of ideas and in so
far as it offers life ethics, parts of which speak to what I consider to be key
problems of our time. So I have an interest in religion in general as a key
dimension of people’s existence, how they make sense of their lives, how they
relate to themselves and to others, as well as to the forces that are above
them. In that sense, my interest in religion is not limited to Catholicism or
Christianity. I’m just as interested in Jewish theology as in African
pre-colonial modes of religion.”
“That being
said, I still think I have taken a lot from Christianity, intellectually as
well as in my own life. And what is very striking in Christianity is the way in
which it puts at its centre the Other, with a capital O. In fact, in Christian
thought the Other is the Alpha and Omega of every act of faith. That means you
are not a believer if the Other is not at the centre of your thoughts. So that
preoccupation with the Other is something I consider to be the kernel of faith
itself – and of the practice of faith, if you want to speak in those terms.”
Niklas:
“Talking about the Other, both Germany and Britain – and, of course, France –
have a colonial past in Cameroon, and not exactly a glorious past. Does it feel
in any way strange to you to be talking to an English-speaking magazine while
in Germany? Is it hard for you to look over our shared past?”
Achille:
“Not really. I’ve spent my entire life dealing with this kind of situation. And
I need to speak many different languages. It’s true that the English language
is one of the dominant languages of our world, but I also believe that the
world that is coming will be a multilingual world, and that those who are the
best-positioned to harness the beauty of our world in any way are people who
can speak more than one language. Of course, translation is truly important,
but multilingualism, I believe, is the way of the future. And monolingualism is
the worst way to prepare oneself for what the future of the planet holds for
each of us. So I don’t see it at all as a problem.”
“In fact, I
think both English and French have become African languages. They have been
thoroughly Africanized, just as they have been Asianized to a large extent.
They are spoken by millions of people. They have been spoken by millions of
people over centuries, and that’s enough to qualify them as African or Asian
languages, I think.”
Katharina:
“What are your associations concerning the term misfits, last term’s main topic
for our paper magazine?”
Achille:
“That’s an interesting concept. That which does not fit, which is out of place,
and yet its very existence opens up a whole set of new possibilities. So, on
the one hand, I think that it’s an unfortunate concept when one applies it, for
instance, to those who are not us. Those who seem to not belong or those whose
presence we think is abnormal, those who do not look like us, who suffer from maladaptation.
We can tolerate them, but they don’t really fit with us, there is always a
gap.”
“So in that
sense, it’s an unfortunate concept, but on the other hand the beauty of the
concept is that a misfit always allows for unexpected possibilities to emerge.
I think there is a productive dimension to the concept, in the sense that it
allows for the emergence of the unexpected.”
“And in
that sense, for all that’s to it, it’s a paradoxical concept. It’s a
double-edged concept. If you have a misfit in your midst, you cannot predict
what will happen. It makes it impossible to predict what happens when you bring
in a foreign body, or something that shouldn’t be there. It’s a way of creating
a new form.”
Niklas:
“Talking about foreign bodies, both Cameroon and Germany are countries that
have accepted lots of refugees. Refugees from different conflicts maybe, but
refugees all the same. What are your thoughts on welcoming refugees, on how we
should live together?”
Achille:
“Let’s start by defining what a refugee is. Strictly speaking, a refugee is a
human person who has been forced to leave the place he or she used to inhabit,
his or her home country, as a result of a catastrophe. Whether a natural
catastrophe or a human-made catastrophe – war, famine – an event that has made
it impossible for that person to fully enjoy his or her existence in that
place. This is what a refugee is: A human being running away from danger and in
search of protection.”
“And
usually, in the strictest sense of the term, a refugee is a human being whose
life is in danger if he or she doesn’t leave. So the choice refugees have is
pretty simple: either you stay and run the risk of losing your life, or you go.
Most people don’t want to leave their home, the place where they were born.
This is what people would prefer, to conduct their lives in the place where
they were born. Refugees are people who have no choice but to go.”
“So the
question is, when they knock on our door, do we open the door or do we tell
them, ‘We’re not here, go somewhere else.’ I think that each society has to
make this decision and it’s a good thing that, in the midst of the dramatic
crises of the last few years, Germany has decided to open its doors to a number
of people who would have been in danger otherwise. And Germany has done much
more than many other European countries, both in terms of numbers and in terms
of creating the conditions for receiving people in a way that ensures their
dignity. But of course, as we know, everywhere this is a very complicated
issue. Of course, you have people who do not want to see refugees for all kinds
of reasons. The fact is that they don’t want them, they want to keep the doors
closed.”
“So,
Germany, Cameroon, other places like Turkey – these are choices those societies
have to make, they have to decide whether or not this is something they want to
do. I believe lots of people think that the German government made the right
choice. Now, of course that raises all kinds of issues. I guess that’s part of
the democratic debate. Society has to decide if it wants to live by a certain
set of values, including the value of hospitality and assistance to the part of
humanity that is in danger, or whether it simply wants to be indifferent to
what happens to human life elsewhere. Europe has to make that choice. Our
entire planet has to make a choice of how we deal with that part of our
humanity that is in danger.”
“But you
also have to look at the issues that are at stake. For instance, the West
cannot go on destroying entire countries and bomb them to the ground, like in
Syria, in Iraq, in Libya, in many other parts of the world, and expect people
to just stay there. Of course, people will want to run away from danger. So
it’s also a question of responsibility. We can’t go and destroy entire
environments, entire people’s histories, cultures, and then say, ‘No, no, you
stay there. Don’t come here.’ This is not responsible. So if we don’t want
people to come here, let’s make sure we do not aggravate the situation where
they are, we don’t render life in their homeland unsustainable. So I think
these are also dimensions that have to be brought into these kinds of
discussions. You cannot keep your door closed if you mess up with the little
they have.”
“This can
be done with a whole variety of means, with pillaging their natural resources,
their wealth, rendering the environment toxic, extract all we can, leave with
nothing behind. It can be done by selling weapons to dictators who do the
destruction indirectly. Responsibility is absolutely key; responsibility is
justice. A huge part of what sets people in motion is the weight of injustice.
So it’s a debate we have to have, and I hope that this year it will be
conducted beyond just hate and passion.”
Niklas:
“You mentioned home, and that most people would prefer to stay there. What does
that term mean to you, since you’ve been around more than most of us.“
Achille: “I
have no idea what my home is. I’ve spent my entire life moving from one place
to another. I guess if you spend your life like that, moving from one place to
another, what you end up doing is that you carry them with yourself, bits and
pieces of the many places you have inhabited. So they accompany you along the
way. You carry memories. Your home is memory, if you want. Memory becomes your
home. The memory of the many places you have been to find yourself. So home is
no longer just a physical space you enter or exit. It travels with you
throughout a life of movement.”
(This text has been edited for length and clarity.)
“I have a male colleague who won’t go into cafés. According to him, cafés are for women, bars are for men. When his wife orders coffee, he waits outside,” a twitter user wrote a few months ago. This man is married to a woman, I wondered, but attends a men-only bar? Fair enough. Rebloggers on social media made similar remarks. And the war in the comments began.
Hipsters, chains and drinks
Talking about coffee: Starbucks has come to Augsburg; you might have noticed from ever-fuller trash cans and the growing number of people in Uggs and NorthFace jackets. But I am no better than these people: despite the weird sizes and baristas who ask your name but can’t get it right, despite the environmental impact and the loss of family-owned, traditional cafés, I go to Starbucks regularly. They can call me Nicolas, Niccollò and Nicholas – all three in German stores, by the way – and still I love Starbucks. Especially in fall when you can order Pumpkin Spice Lattes (PSL, for fans). I had one – okay, I had twenty. And that’s where the trouble began.
Male, female or PSL drinker?
See, some people just can’t let you enjoy your coffee. A man drinking Pumpkin Spice Lattes? What’s next? A stay-at-home dad? A female chancellor? “You’re such a basic white girl, Nik,” a friend of mine said. Being two of these three things, I couldn’t exactly feel offended. “Takes one to recognize one,” I replied. The sentence “Only women and gays drink that stuff” from a fellow student didn’t make me turn suicidal either – that’s just the kind of locker room joke that some politicians base their entire campaigns on.
Can we relax for a second?
However, the statements had me thinking. What
if I am the only straight man who enjoys Starbucks coffee? Gendering can be a
weird thing if you leave aside social conventions. Yeah, it does make sense to
create clothing that caters to the needs of one biological sex – bras, for instance.
A man can wear a bra if he wants to. He might just not need it as much,
anatomically speaking. The same goes for some social conventions that are based
on genders. Opening a door for a woman? Great stuff. Ten out of ten would do it
again. But coffee? Come on.
There are real problems, you know.
Most of us would claim to live in a modern world – both parents have jobs, we look down on Trump voters’ supposed sexism and we all have that convenient gay friend we keep referring to for credibility. But if we really are all that modern and open-minded, why don’t we look at gender in the areas where it really is an issue? What if we fixed the pay gap or protected women from sexual harassment for a start? What if we took women’s opinions seriously in business meetings or car garages? What if we looked at people, instead of genders, and stopped making a fuss about century-olds role images? But no, we gender coffee, as if there weren’t any real problems to deal with. What we drink should really be everyone’s own cup of tea, pun intended.
How far have we come?
I went back to Starbucks (for research purposes, of course) and asked a barista if men ordered PSLs. “In fact, men order this drink more than women,” the barista told me. I asked if they made sure to keep their voices down, to protect their masculinity. “Why, no? Tastes are different. We should be above that,” was her answer. “Anyway, here’s your drink.” She handed me my PSL with a sly wink, as if she was supplying me with a month’s worth of heroin. I left the store in a weird mood. What if I had made up a problem where there was none? I looked down at my cup, which looked phallic, rather than feminine, to see if they had got my name right that day. The barista had written “Nicole”. With a heart above the ‘i’.